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Showtimes:
  • Thur-Sat @ 8 p.m.
  • Sunday @ 3:30 p.m.
The Newtowne Players present

Carol Hall, Larry King, and Peter Masterson's
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
June 28-July 21, 2019

Directed by: Dawn Weber
Musical Director: Diane Trautman
​Produced by: Robin Finnacom
This happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch. Its the late 1970s and the institution has been operating outside Gilbert, Texas for more than a century. Governors, senators, mayors and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss Mona’s cozy bordello. 
When crusading television reporter Melvin P. Thorpe focuses his television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution, political ramifications mean its demise.
Time magazine called the Broadway production “A font of fun and friendliness, engagingly rich in regional nostalgia and spiced with delicate bawdry.”
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2018-2019 Season
Current and Upcoming Shows

Hall, King, and Masterson's
Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Jun 28-July 21, 2019​
William Shakespeare's
Julius Caesar
August 9-17, 2019

Announcing our 16th Season (2019-2020) 

Ticket Information

REFUND POLICY:
The Newtowne Players do not offer refunds on tickets. However, tickets may be exchanged for another performance of the same show or for different shows later in the same season.

Plays​

$15 adults
$13 military/senior/member/student
$10 children under 12
$10 Thursdays (all tickets)

Musicals

$18 adults
​$16 member
​$15 military/senior/student
​$13 children under 12
​$13 Thursdays (all tickets)
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21744 South Coral Drive
​Lexington Park, MD 20653
The Newtowne Players  is a 501(c) (3) non-profit organization.